The squatter community will be dealt a major blow today as the evil Empire will begin its House Pack Up Program. They have hired anyone willing to begin demolition of buildings that have been left “Abandoned” by their owners since April of last year. As an incentive to the participants of these “Wrecking crews” badges will be given out to workers that stand out by bringing down a certain number of buildings. Tokens will also be given out for every structure brought down that can be traded in later for decorative home items — the lucky ones that will still have a roof over their heads that is.

For the unlucky ones, like entertainer extraordinaire Theloniousbacca (pictured above), who don’t make enough credits to even feed themselves some days and were lucky enough to have found a decent place to rest and sleep during the day are now going to be left with no place to go, no place to practice, no place to create those excellent tunes that everyone enjoys. It looks like the busy, noisy, and dirty spaceports are going to have an unexpected rise of “customers” showing up in the next few days.

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